panni-i:

“Date someone who is a home and an adventure all at once”

— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

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zackthelion:

Skyrim guard: wait…I know you

Me, 300 pounds over encumbered with stolen cheese wheels and solid dwemer metal, waddling by: you don’t know shit bitch

(via squidyword)

aughtpunk:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

Gov: If you have 50+ employees then you have to give then health insurance

Big company: hmm okay. We will have 49

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veinitas:

men are so awful. reblog this if ur a girl with brown eyes

(via carmcakes)

breadedsinner:

makersfury:

mishmashoftrash:

aztechnology:

flnv:

makersfury:

makersfury:

dwagon age

Dwagon Age: Uwurigins

Dwagon Age Tuwu

Dwagon Age Inquwusition

Hey quick question for you guys! (: where the fuck do you live

Fewelden

The Fwee Mawshes

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interrogationspecialist:

snoopingasusualisee:

targuzzler:

targuzzler:

Yeah.

Don’t Like That

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66koi:

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

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